A college that you go to if you want to gradutate.

A University that is located in the northern part of the state of Mississippi. Mascot is the Rebels. However, do to recent events of their mascot being dubbed as a rascist symbol of the old confederacy, their new mascot is the Rebel Black Bear. Which is stupid as fuck since there are no black bears in the state of Mississppi. It is a rascist college filled with preppy white supremecists who honestly believe themselves to be better than the rest of the world. Ole Miss should be and is considered by many The Insurgency Up North. It is a fact that Ole Miss people are rascists, and they are not even real people like the rest of the world. 90% of the students that attend Ole Miss are preppy, rich, snobby assholes who all deserve to die.

Ole Miss is located in a shithole of North Mississippi. The typical Ole Miss male student can be seen wearing skinny jeans, ascot, bowtie, and pointed-toes shoes. The typical Ole Miss female student is a whore that is looking for a doctor or lawyer to take care of them. They live in a fantasy world where everything is fake.
In football, they think they are always #1, even though they are Vanderbilt's bitch in all sports.

When an Ole Miss Alumni is dismissive of you because you did not go to Ole Miss. They may respond with something like, "You didn't go to Ole Miss? Bless your heart...it was nice to meet you."

Heaven for rich jocks and sloppy drunk girls, hell for everyone else. It's called Ole Miss because "The University of Mississippi" would have been too long for its illiterate students to spell correctly. Ole Miss is where all the wealthy Southern white kids go to get a business "degree" in order to learn how not to piss away Daddy's piggy bank when they graduate after 9 years. This is where you will find Charlie Kirk fanboys who go on diatribes about how poor people don't work hard while driving around a Porsche their parents bought for them and watching football games during class. Don't fret, though, family nepotism will make sure every one of these double-digit IQ frat bros is well-taken care of. A nice, cushy job at Daddy's company is guaranteed regardless of grades.

When not excelling academically, Ole Miss students can be found getting blackout drunk every weekend, feeling up unconscious freshman girls at fraternity parties, and yelling racial slurs at minorities while driving through campus. Football games are supposedly legendary, if you consider "legendary" to be waiting in the stadium line for half an hour while having drinks spilled on you by drunk sorority girls only to be seated at the very top of the stadium and being view-blocked and deafened by wannabe-athlete frat bros with hard-ons for touchdowns. In summary, if you're not a racist, rapist, drunkard, or dumbass, you'll probably hate it here. If you like it here, you're probably one of those people.