A group of elderly individuals who holds the knowledge that a certain someone needs in order to win the war within the mind.
I did not have the information to make progress with my research so I confronted the Whites Of Old to get the information needed to end the war within the mind.
by TheWon(one) May 04, 2017
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We're turning an old Volvo into a goat at Eunice's party tonight. I hear that Bob and Mortimer are participating.
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Someone in their 20s who is down to clown and too young too care about anything else. Likely clubs too much and doesn't have a lot of their own money.
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two year olds, also referred to as the terrible twos, are always having a tantrum if they don't have exactly what they want, when they want it. when they are crying its like they're having a fit.
my two year olds are having a fight about who gets the toy truck!
by Evasmth September 22, 2019
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When a girl gives you a hand job, while simultaneously turning away to puke, and continues to fondle your weiner aggressively.
"Brianna gave me an unfortunate old fashion in the back seat of a car ride home. Bitch left me blue balled and half of the car covered in chunks lol!"
by M.T.MyLoad February 21, 2016
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someone who talks 100 mph during a conversation which makes that person sound like a fourteen year old girl
this chick came up to me and started talking 100 mph after a minute of listening i had enough and said "you sound like a verbal fourteen year old"then i just walked away, she was still talking.
by superiorbreed August 03, 2018
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Tard-Old: A term defined by reaching an age in which you no longer contain coherence in your everyday speach, often accompanied with memory loss and loss of bowell control.
Jeremy: Your Great Grandmother is still alive?

Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
by KillaNeptune April 20, 2011
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