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An old man, an old fellow(considered offensive to the elderly)
Why does the old fart keep on talking so much?
by Light Joker August 18, 2004
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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An old guy that is just not right
Peter turned the age of an old fart officially on Nov 22nd but, had been practicing for quite some time.
by old fart's son November 21, 2010
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A really old person who has no idea what a phone is and constantly tells you about 'back in their day' which was WAY back before even your grandparents were born.they can often be rude and people use 'old fart' as an insult to a non modern,or lame person.
Bob: let me tell you about how it was back in my day,when we didn't have phones or medicine or anything
Becky:No you old fart I don't wanna hear it
by BUMHOLIO12123 April 24, 2020
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Am older person who values old fashioned values
As an old fart I do not think to discipline a kid with a snack is child abuse and it is not offensive for a male to open a door for a female
by juggler65 January 29, 2017
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What you smell when you smack your hand on your couch, car, or dining room chair, seat cushions.
I was doing spring cleaning and beating the dust off the couch when that old fart hit me right in the face.
by Airica November 12, 2005
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1- a word used to describe a person who is annoying or someone who u r mad at most of the time
person 1- ugh lauren is SO ANNOYING

person 2- I KNOW shes such an old fart
by ugh!!! August 02, 2010
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