Old Gloris

What it is called when you are still excessively proud of a past accomplishment.

"I won the school spelling bee in 5th grade."

"cough *old gloris* cough."

by ashley December 7, 2003

Old Gloris

What your kids say when you bring up some past accomplishment.

cough *old gloris* cough

by old man December 10, 2003

old glory

A nickname for the 24-starred American Flag flown during the Civil War as coined by Salem, Mass. shipmaster Capt. William Driver. This term has now come into use for the American Flag of any design. She is timeless; No war could diminish her radiance, no faulty administration foul her name.

When the Captain of the 22nd Maine regiment lifted Old Glory above the cannon haze, a singular rally-cry issued forth from his troops.

by Jake Phelps June 14, 2006

old glory

A bitch that is so ugly that you have to wrap a flag around her head and do her for your country

That chic is an old glory.

by sedrikk July 7, 2005

old glory

The title of one who has been caught in the nude by one's parents or sibling with the flag of our nation wrapped around his/her naked body.

Chris D'Angelis, unsure of his parents' arrival, decided to let loose, was walked in on, and is now dubbed Old Glory.

by Hasky April 19, 2005

old glory

quality clothing brand wornm be great people like myself

check out that glory t-shirt

by chris March 7, 2005

old glory hole

placing your penis through an American flag and have a girl perform oral sex on you

I performed an old glory hole with veronica.

by tlebowski88 December 28, 2011