Dirty fucking butt-sex, often not consensual, usually resulting in much more dampness then the name implies. Also, as an adjective, it is the actual asshole-to-colon trail a big cock takes when butt-fucking someone.
by Fathom 40 February 06, 2015
The nickname given to "King Of The Hill" star Hank Hill by his grade school bully Caleb in the season 10 episode, "Hank's Bully." The original moniker is lengthened by Caleb to its full title of "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust."
Caleb: "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust!"
by hiddendriveway March 19, 2009
by Bub4 February 11, 2017
What you call the previous person your man was boning when he calls you that by accident when you're privately studying books.
I'll be listening to Spotify, that way you can yell out the name of whatever dusty old hag takes you there. "puts on headphones and lets him plow"
by Dupl01nfinitum February 19, 2021
A square white guy who will take the abuse of a 8 year old bully. He would rather steal a kids bike as a lesson rather then physically assaulting him.
That Dusty Old Bones Burns down the block stole little Jimmy's 10 speed for riding on his lawn right from under him!
by GeorgiePatton July 22, 2012
by Cpt. Long shlong April 11, 2020