by Grego April 06, 2005
by Mr. Hornet May 14, 2019
"I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."
by u8wood March 22, 2005
1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.
2.) One who engages in above definition
2.) One who engages in above definition
1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.
2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!
2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!
by u8wood March 22, 2005
ˈōld bas· tard | \ ˈba-stərd (Noun)
1. A person of humble origin who has cultivated respect through wisdom, strength and hard work.
2. Damn good coffee.
1. A person of humble origin who has cultivated respect through wisdom, strength and hard work.
2. Damn good coffee.
1. // That old bastard...(insert bias breaking compliment.) It must be the coffee he drinks.
2. // See Old Bastard Brand Coffee
2. // See Old Bastard Brand Coffee
by Jack the Donkey October 12, 2021