Taking a diarrhea dump on a girl's chest when your hemorrhoids are bleeding badly (i.e. Oklahoma is famous for Red Dirt)

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

While in Oklahoma, combine a Luge (luge is a shot of your choice poured over the arse crack of a willing participant and the alcohol is collected as it drips off the participants bits) shot with an Alabama Pickle Back, by placing the finished pickle into the Luge before consuming.
e.g. Luge + Alabama Pickle Back = Oklahoma Mud Slide