jack offs

the lie someone tells themselves as they reach for yet another piece of celery

The ability weld by people named Snodgrass that has the ability to stop time indefinitely untill he says to continue

Every time you're in a drive through line the worker will tell you "ok pull up hoe" for you to drive up to the next window

Used to instantly end a conversation with a “tanker” in fantasy sports. The phrase “ok tanker” can be used in many different contexts, and is very useful in triggering the frustration accumulated from countless losses that resides deep inside every tanker.

I really dont give a fuck

When someone or an animal just gives up and accepts their circumstances