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Oilers Suck is the most truest phrase you've ever heard. these homo fags are actually Edmonton's Hockey team, but what is more annoying than the oilers is their fans. They think they are so great because they won five cups, but that was in the past when they actually had good players. Now, they have players like Hemsky, who looks like a hot smelly diaper with girl hair, and they have Horcoff, who is uglier than taking a shit on Renee Zelwegger. and Craig McTavish is a pedofile.
Something you might hear in the Saddledome in a Battle of Alberta game:

Oilers Suck! Oilers Suck! Oilers Suck! Oilers Suck! Oilers Suck!
by YESMAM November 27, 2007
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