Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
2
traditionally an Australian expression,varying the tone when spoken these two words can take on many different meanings
1. To get attention.
"oi cunt!" Johnny shouted to his mate Screwy who was on the other end of the piss-trough
2. To get someones attention and direct it 2 somewhwere else.
"oi cunt.." Johnny wispered to Screwy, eye signalling in the direction of the chooney thats about to walk past the new high-tech-see-thru-glass piss trough
"oi cunt.." said Johnny pointing to his oblivious mate,Screwy, whose foot was now in the piss trough
3. To draw attention to the seriousness nature of a conversation and project authority. generally in a 'speaking down to them' manner, esp. used after been spoken down to yourslef
taxi driver: "ure still 30 cents short"
old racist man: "oi cunt..i used 2 break little peoples legs like yours bak in 'nam u fucken slopey
taxi driver: "go fuck yourself, fucken..ill fuck you up. wheres my fucken 30 cents?!?
Random cunt at the pub pointing to Robbo: "Whose this cunt?"
Robbo: "Oi cunt, call me a cunt again and ill fuck your arsetill my cock falls off
Random cunt at the pub: im sorry it wont happen again..
"oi cunt!" Johnny shouted to his mate Screwy who was on the other end of the piss-trough
2. To get someones attention and direct it 2 somewhwere else.
"oi cunt.." Johnny wispered to Screwy, eye signalling in the direction of the chooney thats about to walk past the new high-tech-see-thru-glass piss trough
"oi cunt.." said Johnny pointing to his oblivious mate,Screwy, whose foot was now in the piss trough
3. To draw attention to the seriousness nature of a conversation and project authority. generally in a 'speaking down to them' manner, esp. used after been spoken down to yourslef
taxi driver: "ure still 30 cents short"
old racist man: "oi cunt..i used 2 break little peoples legs like yours bak in 'nam u fucken slopey
taxi driver: "go fuck yourself, fucken..ill fuck you up. wheres my fucken 30 cents?!?
Random cunt at the pub pointing to Robbo: "Whose this cunt?"
Robbo: "Oi cunt, call me a cunt again and ill fuck your arsetill my cock falls off
Random cunt at the pub: im sorry it wont happen again..
by Max Kaye September 24, 2007
3
when you try get a fucking idiots attention but fail because there to much of a fuckwit to listen to you
OI CUNT GET OVER HERE
by PLS LIKE July 30, 2019
5
A primitive or primitives who cannot fight with words, so always resort to physical violence to assert their dominance over other males. They are defined as "oi cunt"s due to their recurrent use of the phrase.
A group of males are walking along a street when another smaller group of males are walking past. One of the members of the larger group shouts "oi cunt!", generally for no reason at all, some such reasons could include phrases such as "you look like a poof/fag/homo", "your hair/tattoos make you look like..." etc. etc. Then a fight begins to ensue, between the "oi cunt" and a second party who was the target of the "oi cunt"s attacks.
by Chris L____ December 08, 2007