Obviously someone from Ohio.

-Lives less than 20-30 miles from a college or university.
-Calls "soda" POP...(i thought everyone did...)
-We never know how tah dress because our weather is so crazy and unpredictable.
-Full of soccer moms and football fans.
-Ohioans HATE Michigan.
-A lot of us have a little bit of uh Southern accent.
-When leaving a relatives/friends house, the true Ohioans will say somethin' like, "See yee-uns layter!"
-Calls a 'creek' a "crick"
-Calls a 'washer' a "worsher" or for example, "I need tah worsh dem dishes!"
-Most likely cusses a lot and watches American Idol religously.
-We all got a personality of our own and people compare us to hillbillys or West Virginians...trailor trash, etc.
-We all gotta dog!
-Always gotta have a yard sale or garage sale each summer.
-Goes to church about every Sunday.
-But we're happy people that don't give a fuck about anything but partying, drinking, getting high(emos), watching the newest episode of Daisy of Love, and trying to make a good living.
-Most likely is a big fan of Nascar.
The mom: WATCH YA FEET, PAISLEY! THERE'S BROKEN GLASS IN THIS HERE GAS STATION BATHROOM! GET YUR GODAMN SHOES AWN! (ohioans know how to love)

7-Year-Older: I wanna go back to tha trailor park, momma!

The mom: No god damnit! we gotta go visit yur aunt 'n uncle jr. in the hospital! dhey juss had their 69th ked!

7-Year-Older: BUT IMA MISS DAH NASCAR RACE ON TAYVAY TODAY!>:| yu uh bitch mama.
by DREWlikesBACON June 15, 2009
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Idiots from ohio(the most boring state in the US) most of these people are horrible drivers and have absolutely no common sence in the 7 years ive been here not once have i been some place where there will b 100 damn ohioans standing on a long ass line when right next to it theres a line with no1 on it they think damn college football is a religion and are wayy overly absessed with it if theres a game on the movies and stores will b empty bc every single 1 of those morons are watching the damn game bc in there heads it somehow important they all should die!!!!!!!!!! ...or read a book
John: Yea collage football ROCKS!!!!!!!
Jim: Are you from Ohio?
John: YEA WOOOOOO!!!!! OH IO!! I CAN SPEL A 4 LETTER WORD AND NEED EVERY1 2 NO!
Jim: Damn you Ohioan.

ohioans: hey theres 2 lines to choose from should we get on the one with 16 people or the one that only has 1 person on it ... ill just get on the one with 16 people on theres soo manny people on this line it must b bc its the better one

non ohioan: your a fucking idiot have fun wasting your time while i get on the short line
by Non-Ohioan December 30, 2011
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When you tie a girl up then throat fuck her from on top until she starts vomiting. Once she starts vomiting you hold her nose so she suffocates while you cum in her mouth using her puke as lube. If she can hold her breath until you cum she lives
"I really just want to find a girl who will do the ohioan creampie with me."
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Your daily encounters if you ever go to the state of Ohio
*Someone*: "I just met a Rare Ohioan Entity"
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When someone fucks like they're wrestling, or wrestling like they're fucking.
She got a full Ohioan WWE, you should’ve seen!
He looked like he was doing Ohioan WWE while wrestling.
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