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A Swedish word used to express disbelief and uninterest with a hint of mockery. Commonly used sarcastically, but can be inserted randomly to cause irritation in others. Also used to express astonishment.

The literal meaning of the word is "often" as in "'cause that happens often" or "that's likely to happen". Resembles the English terms yeah right, shut up and orly.
Friend: "Why did you smear butter in our shoes? My dad like killed me!"
You: "Ofta."

Friend: "I won a million on the lottery last night."
You: "Ofta! Where do I sign up?"
by flashing caption November 25, 2007
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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