Urban Dictionary: offy

Offie

People who usually are loners...such as sitting along at lunch due to a bad smell

Amina is auch an offie, she needs to take a shower

by Aammar September 06, 2006

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offies

aka Old Faithfulls aka 7th grade underwear, kept and worn when running low on clean underwear.

Omg Karen, Baleigh is totally wearing her offies. Someone needs to do laundry!

by KarenJudyAnn April 12, 2010

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loser

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back

by luke October 14, 2003

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Offi

Off-license corner shop among the Germans in East London

I'm also broke, but what about offi and horror films at urs?

by Arschlund March 13, 2010

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offie

an offie is a "wierdo" , very socially awkward, someone who is off in social skills.

wow matt is such an offie he doesn't have much friends except other offies.

by fucklifedrinkbleach November 15, 2016

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Offy

A dude who is a bug a boo and calls you like fifty times a day. He has no life and can only get ugly girls.

Maria: Hey, you dumped Lester. I thought you liked him.

Tanya: Nope. Dude's an offy. He called me like fifty times a day. Such a loser.

by Clevalovah July 30, 2008

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Jackie Offy

A cute way of explaining masturbation or" jacking off" to children during that the talk that every parent dreads, the talk about sex and junk.

Alan's Dad: Alan, when a man lacks a sexual partner the man will do something called "jackie offy" to relieve himself of thinking about sex all day.

Alan: Dad! I know what Jacking off is, I'M 27 years old jeez. I do it all the time. And the scientific term is "self induced ejaculation".

by fake sex November 05, 2010

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