Military noncomissioned member: "Here comes an officer!"

That Muthafuckin police Officer pulled me over and took my sticky icky.

that officer is a toolbag

I love The Office so much it is the best show ever.

Steve Carrell: "This is Pam, our secretary. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her two years ago! Ho boy!"

Hey did you catch The Office last night?

If someone works a 40 hour a week job for 40 years, they will have spent approximately 9 years of their life at work. And since so many die soon after retirement, offices are waiting rooms for people waiting to die.