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the state of mind attained after having spent many hours cooped up in an office unable to express ones-self with words of a questionable nature. The result is an outburst similar to tourettes as soon as you have reached an area where words and opinions can be expressed freely.
"fuck me i really wanna fuck that girl in the ass lke a fucking bitch and shit on her head" said simon

"damn, you've really got the office tourettes bad today haven't you" said his good friend robert

"fucking right, now where the fuck is that fucking menu i want to order some god-damn mother-fucking dinner" replied simon
by bugjam June 12, 2007
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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