The Friday location co-workers meet to complete work related tasks which is usually at 3:00 p.m and always at a bar.
Casey sent the weekly group text, “ready to meet at the Friday office?” ...Stephanie, Heather, and Audra sent an immediate hell yes response.
by OGHM March 02, 2018
The head office in a business of multiple offices, defined by leadership, charge, determination, wisdom, charm, chivalry and respect. As a status, this can not be taken, but must be earnt, usually though battle royale. This cannot be earned while the current alpha office still physically exists. The status can be bought, but the only payment method acceptable is blood.
Also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.
Also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.
Brandon: "Where's Brad today?"
Pedro: "Oh he had to go over to the Alpha office in Camden, his axe was blunt."
Brandon: "But they don't even need axes in Alpha Office, don't they just use their hands?"
Pedro: "Yes."
Brandon: "I wish I was Alpha."
Pedro: "Oh he had to go over to the Alpha office in Camden, his axe was blunt."
Brandon: "But they don't even need axes in Alpha Office, don't they just use their hands?"
Pedro: "Yes."
Brandon: "I wish I was Alpha."
by SchnittyLover69 October 24, 2011
An office drone is a person who works a white collar job that doesn't vary much from day to day, usually at the low end of the income spectrum. They spend most of their time in a cubicle, and their day to day actions are nearly robotic.
"Mr. Incredible was quite the office drone when working for the insurance firm at the beginning of the movie."
by UmichVoiceMajor December 27, 2015
Someone who travels around an office by propelling themselves backward in an office chair instead of walking.
Kurt doesn't get out of his office chair the entire time he's at work. I swear he's such an office squid.
by Kurt77 May 11, 2014
the single most underrated comedy of all time. Released in '99, Written by the famous Mike Judge, and Starring Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, Diedrich Bader and Gary Cole, among others.
Peter Gibbons: I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
by SonoraBloom May 10, 2005
Being too used to a cosy office environment and unable to perform physical labour.
Or unable to perform in non-air-conditioned environments.
Or unable to perform in non-air-conditioned environments.
1, "Call Dave to help us shift this timber"
"Not Dave he's office soft"
2, It's freezing in the warehouse. I must be getting office soft.
"Not Dave he's office soft"
2, It's freezing in the warehouse. I must be getting office soft.
by The Saint 7 November 29, 2016
The chief of police from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, who is also god of all living creatures.
All hail Officer Earl
by TheSpicyPickle May 28, 2019