Urban Dictionary: offense

Bro 1: "Dude that girl is so hot, play offense for me!"
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Bro 2 (to girl): "Hey what's up, have you met my friend Bro 1? He's captain of the football team and thinks you're pretty cute. You should talk to him"

Girl: "OMG OK"

by courthouse September 11, 2013

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A feeling that other people have.

People take offense at everything these days, but not me.

by futureblues August 27, 2018

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What your local sports team sucks at.

Dude, I can't believe the Cardinals threw another interception. Their offense sucks ass.

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by alcifer December 10, 2019

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it is the opposite of no-offense, say it when you are meaning to offend or annyoy someone.

guy: hey man your sister is a bit of a slut...offense!

man: ouch guy..that offended me!

by misnon122 December 19, 2009

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Annoyance or resentment brought about by a perceived insult to or disregard for oneself or one's standards or principles.

John: So, I named my dog 5 miles
Adam: Why?
John: So I can say I walk 5 miles
Adam: Clever
John: *goes silent for a minute* But today I ran over 5 miles.
(Lets pretend I defined this word *Offense* Its juss dark humor)

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