Severely inebriated.
I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me tits!
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Refers to a woman. Shitfaced. Under heavy influence of drugs/alcohol
"She is off her tits"

"I am so off my tits"
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A British English term for someone who's intoxicated on drugs or alcohol, sometimes both.
I've been using so much, I've been off me tits for weeks.
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Verb; An engagement, usually involving two or more females, that involves a fight to the death only using their boobs. Purpose is to determine who has the superior tits.

See also: Booby-Battle, Mammary-Massacre, Areola-Campare-E-Ola, Double D-structuion, Titty-Takedown.

Antonyms: Sword Fighting
Greg: Dude, Bethany and Annie are about to have a tit off!
Mark: Awesome, I love tit-offs!
Stephen: Did I overhear you guys talking about a tit-off?

Greg: Yeah, would you like to go to the tit-off?
Stephen: Of course I want to go to the tit-off.
Mark: Cool, let's go to the tit-off!
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Being mad or annoyed.
I'm titted off at you. (You made me feel mad.)
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British term for a woman who is very intoxicated
Maria is very drunk tonight.

Yeah man, she's off her tits!
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is used to replace the following: leave me alone, quit bugging me about it, anytime you feel you have had enough!
LoserA: When are you going to finish sharpie'ing your skateboard.
LoserB: when i have time
LoserA: When are you going to finish sharpie'ing your skateboard, dude??
LoserB: GET OFF MY TIT.
by LoserB December 13, 2009
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