A group of sea spiders that come fluttering in. Yes, you may have once thought that they were octopuses, we all did, but no. These creatures are in fact pies with eight legs. This posh pronunciation of octopi (make sure to pronounce with hand gestures)brings out your inner lady/gentlemen and bring sass to facts.

The incorrect plural of the word 'octopus', using a Latin ending for a word ending in 'us', by replacing it with an 'i', as in 'octopi'.

In English, it is correct to say 'octopuses', first used by uneducated peasants who did not know of the word's Greek origin, however, it is still technically incorrect.

The word 'octopus' is Greek (octo=eight, pus=foot), therefor, it's ending should be a Greek ending. The Greek ending of the word 'octopus' is 'octopodes' (pronounced: Ock-Top-Oh-Dez).

The sexual act of putting five fingers (a full fist) in a woman's vagina, and three fingers from the other hand in the butt.

\`oc 'to`pus\ n. An eight-tentacled sea creature, belonging to the mollusk family. Uses suction cups on the underside of its tentacles to crawl around and grip prey. Has a soft shell. When frightened, squirts black ink and darts away quickly. When angered, skin flushes with pigments which turn it a reddish color. Color of octopus sometimes depends on surroundings.

A mysterious type of blow job used by one of the biggest whore's in Japan. It has been known to rip dicks.

An incorrect pluralization of octopus. Widly accepted by the public, Octopi is the word that most people use. Some people will argue that the proper pluralization is Octopodes, however most biologists will agree that the correct pluralization is Octopuses. (Ref. Sciencs Mag; Vol 307, 25 March 2005)

A group of at least 4 people beating one person. often used to describe a backup group.