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The results of particularly savage anal intercourse - the splitting of an anal sphincter into about 8 parts, or in 8 different directions etc.
This is particularly common when using insufficient lubrication with a male of large girth.
The term does not apply solely to eight-way tears, but can be applied more generally to severe anal damage due to intercourse.
"I did that girl up the back passage too hard and octaplied her into hopital"

"I heard he went to the gay club and got octaplied last night. He's walking pretty funny..."

"I octaply girls on a regualar basis" "Dude, stop it with the anal or get surgery or something!!"

Guy: "Octaplication on a Saturday night! I love it!" Young girl: "Waaaaaaaa! Call an ambulance, it hurts like f*ck!"
by MarcXgYYY October 18, 2007
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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