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Police man: Ok I am going to have to do a brethalyzer test
Drunk: I'm not drunk occifer, I've only had ti martwonis.
Drunk: I'm not drunk occifer, I've only had ti martwonis.
by Light Joker November 11, 2004
Jul 7 Word of the Day
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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Did you see the way Occifer Mike was pushing the guest off thw stage on the Steve Wilkos Show? It makes you wonder why people bother to go on the show.
by KillerMongaloid August 30, 2010
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Durgatory term used by an individual to make fun of a police officer.
2. A mispronounced version of officer by an individual that is inebriated.
3. A word used in conjunction with "corrections" to define someone that always corrects the mistakes of others
2. A mispronounced version of officer by an individual that is inebriated.
3. A word used in conjunction with "corrections" to define someone that always corrects the mistakes of others
Excuse me police occifer , I didn't know I was swerving leaving work.
2. Yes occifer, Ill take that breathalyzer, I've only had 2 or 12 drinks.
3. My friend the corrections occifer always corrects me on everything right down to the smallest of mistakes!
2. Yes occifer, Ill take that breathalyzer, I've only had 2 or 12 drinks.
3. My friend the corrections occifer always corrects me on everything right down to the smallest of mistakes!
by cklawn February 02, 2016