A bitch who doesn't think she's nosy so when she says she's "real observant"
Random Bitch: How do you know that?
Nosy Bitch: I know 'cuz I'm real observant
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To look at a subject through multiple personalities, often with the result of contradicting one's self.
Tony#242: "That hockey team sucks. No matter what they do, they'll never, ever be good."

Tony#243: "I agree. It would take at least two trades to make them a winner."

Tony#242: "Woah... I think that I just pulled an observer on myself."
by dark_starr February 24, 2011
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A word that should be a real word, meaning having much observation.
An observational person notices things around them.
by sudoMe November 22, 2011
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A skit on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.

This often startles and/or frightens people.
Tom Green's observational humor:
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"
by Alex1010 March 24, 2009
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The ability to laugh rather than weep upon seeing one's accurate reflection.
Paul awoke the morning of his 60th birthday and examined his face closely in the mirror. Laughing wryly at the sight, he vowed never to perform that act again. Observational humor, in this case, only went so far.
by Pbaddy August 22, 2009
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when a girl notices that another girl's nipples are erect
Amber: WTF!! Your nipples are hard!!!
Savannah: What? You got a problem with it?!? You totally gave a lesbian observation!
by ilovechrisandme January 19, 2012
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