Urban Dictionary: observe

can you help me to observate the white van on the corner. it appears to be spying on me.

by jonathan owens November 11, 2007

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Noticing certain, extremely specific *things about a person or object other people normaly wouldn't.
*too vague, must be changed

--see stalking

"I counted 5 1/2 freckles on her."

"You stalker!"

"Nah, its called observancy."

by dcfreak22 March 07, 2010

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Observer

someone that stares at people but isn’t a stalker

Marget: why is she staring at everyone

Crystal: oh she’s just an observer, it’s not creepy at all

by INeedLikeSomeTurtlesMilk April 18, 2018

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Observers

Observers are highly used on PF! They are used to make many different types of auto farms!

Recipe:
-6 cobble

-2 red stone
-1 quartz

They are worth around 20-30k in the PF economy!

I need some observers! Anyone selling any?

by Peaceful Farms December 03, 2019

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The observer

When you're fucking your girl and when you're about to cum, take a shit on her big toe and then you both stare at it until you fall asleep

"last night my girl got freaky and we did The Observer"

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Observance

Noticing or seeing your crush or person thats hot.

Michael had observance for his crush, Jenny. “She’s hot in her bikini..”. He said.

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Observer

One of the stupidest users of this system.

OBSERVER is a conservative moron who thinks bush enabled a tax cut when now the taxes are higher... EXCEPT FOR ON THE RICH.

by Bush Sux April 19, 2004

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