adj.

pronounced; "aub-sane"

alt.; obscanity, obscanities

A conjunction of the words obscene and insane, used predominatly by my "inner circle" to describe situations and events that are simply too outrageous and/or ridiculous to be described by any existing word in Webster's Dictionary. It is a word reserved ONLY for extrenuating circumstance.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Insanely obscene, or obscenely insane.