Hiphophead1 :"That rapper OBS is a real artist, I was listening to his music and half way through the sky filled up with a murder of crows. "

Hiphophead2 : "He's still a lil bitch"

Hiphophead1 : "Is your mom on her way home?"

Hiphophead2 : "Dude, leave my mom alone."

Hiphophead1 : " Im just askin bruh, I wanted to spark this blunt so you can hear this OBS track and understand where im coming from,"

Hiphophead2 ; " Nah shes in cali , light that shit sonny"

*Ignites the Mary

Meanwhile........ Moms back early, While unloading groceries in the kitchen, and catches the ever pungent scent of Gods gift of sativa,

*Knock, Knock, Knock

Hiphophead1 : "huh?"

Hiphophead2 : "wuh?"

Just then, MOM KICKS THE DOOR IN, HER EYES ARE WHITE AS THE SKY, SHE CLUTCHES THE WOMB THAT ONCE HELD THIS DESTROYER THAT IS MAN. FALLS DYING TO THE FLOOR AND MUTTERS OUT HER LAST WORDS....

Mom : "Oh....BeeEs"

Bzzzzz.

he is obs! didn't he see the red light?

Lance was diagnosed with OBS, he can't drive at night anymore.