Coined by Malt William Raspbergz, circa 2004, Oboe Flutecake is a fictional character that is the nemesis of Barterman.

Funny. Can either be super social or doesn’t talk at all. Extremely patient and hard working. Usually pretty smart. Some of the best friends you can get because of how dedicated they are. They are extremely nice and will make you laugh. Can be annoying but it’s only because they have a lot to say and do. MULTITASKING MOTHERFUCKING QUEENS. You try reading music, trying to figure out alternate fingerings, reading music, playing the actual piece, working with their reeds, and keeping tempo. They can keep it together. They have to be really good otherwise they will get made fun of.

A variation on the skin flute, but generally reserved for black dicks. Slang for the penis.

Threat given by band members who play oboe. I make my godamm oboe reeds myself with a knife! Don't you dare fucking touch my hours of work!! I will fucking KNIFE YOU AND BURN YOUR SHITTY CLARINET!!!!! Never forget that you're my band bitch, bitch.

Penis - usually black.

Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.

(v.) to elbow a sexual partner in the mouth within a half-hour of intercourse.