The antithesis to the deep thinker; One who doesn't understand why we stress out over certain things.
by JoeNJ2 March 01, 2012
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It "takes two to tango." When two people may seem like they're flirting....only one of them-usually the girl, is clueless about the signals she is sending. An oblivious dance.
Look at those two, doing the oblivious tango. She probably has no idea that it looks like she's flirting. bimbo.
by B Chuck February 10, 2011
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When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.
Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
by StonedSteve March 07, 2009
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The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.
Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.
by J E Walker November 20, 2003
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a person hu seriously believes the jets are a decent football team. they show their pride by wearing jets jerseys to school even after loses. they even go so far as to waste 5 dollars in a football pool by picking the jets to beat the chargers
by Limz January 07, 2005
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A person who spends most of their pathetic life on the computer, spamming aimlessly on MSN, AIM, ICQ or some other chat program. They spend hours on end on it. But then when a simple task comes up like running a program, they have to ask you like a babbling idiot until you help them.
Even then they still seem to ask what you do even if you can't make it any clearer and you would have better luck explaining it to a deaf dog with herpes.
Even then they still seem to ask what you do even if you can't make it any clearer and you would have better luck explaining it to a deaf dog with herpes.
by Kevin S. January 06, 2005
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The state of not knowing what's going on around you, but probably smiling and nodding right along with everyone else anyway.
Spelled with a "u" because... I dunno, Greek or something.
Spelled with a "u" because... I dunno, Greek or something.
He was so oblivious, he wasn't even aware of his own obliviousity. How did he get to be in charge, anyway?
by Are these real words now? January 22, 2016
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