A person (typically a guy) that has no idea they could smash if they just asked. Oblivious fucks tend to be the unknowing putting a girl in the friend zone

The uncanny ability to not see what is happening right in front of your eyes.

Refers to Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak, whose people took to the streets in the hundreds of thousands, wanting his 30 year old reign to come to an end. And yet, he wouldn't leave.

A boyfriend who doesn’t understand when he is unintentionally not answering his girlfriend and cannot tell when he is being dumb. They can’t tell when their girlfriend is upset and makes it worse by doing nothing.

The person (typically in online discussions) that is somehow ignorant of a very popular meme, reference, or trend, and needs explanation in order to properly understand it. A subordinate and a counterpart of sorts to Captain Obvious.

A big celebrity who is unaware that he/she has multiples wives/husbands.

An unpredicable moment to when you don't expect anything to happen near anyone that has an intense anger problem. You find yourself pwned, injured, and a massive headache with zero warning.

Someone oblivious to a meme but awkwardly laughs anyway. Meme-obliviousness is normally apparent when a large number of friends are talking face to face (like irl), and one of them starts meme-spouting and everyone laughs except that one person with the confused look. Being meme-oblivious can also cause mass amounts of butthurt, but only a special kind of butthurt that should be avoided by all cost.

This can be seen as an illness. One that affects many urban dictionary editors, thus causing them not to be able to get your jokes, even if they are meme-based. The affliction will cause the the editor's hands to freeze and not to google to see if the definition actually holds water (they rejected 2deep4u, a popular /mu/ meme, countless times). Meanwhile, they're busy fapping away at stupid made-up bullshit.