A phrase jokingly said when something is done so often, it has to be a law.

1. The compulsions brought on by our sensitivity to one another; Doing what we know to be right, regardless of how difficult it may be.

2. The compulsions brought on by religious teachings free of common sense; an excuse to attempt to aid the people around you, regardless of whether your help is wanted or needed.

An old way of saying thank you; often associated with the Deep South and/or the Bible Belt, or the stinking rich

A situation in which, through no fault of the follow (typically male), one has found themselves walking behind another (typically female), with the follwed oblivious to the follower.
This commonly occurs on city streets, college campuses/ towns, or parking lots. In the situation of the follower, it becomes necessary to make oneself known before discovered.

Following without the followed knowing becomes exponentially risky/awkward/sketchy as hours grow late, especially when discovered.
Do's

1 walk casually
2 walk slowly
3 start a fake cell phone convo to alert presence
4 cough if necessary
5 keep eyes moving/ as to not be caught staring in the case of a quick turnaround
6 act slightly drunk or impaired
7 scuffle feet acouple times

Don'ts

1 walk fast
2 jog
3 run
4 sprint
5 walk as if to not make any noise
6 be caught within shadow range
7 be a known sex offender

the unspoken obligation a woman has to her man to provide oral. This act is in reciprocation for exceptional behavior, surprisingly pleasant acts of kindness, or prolonged period without the experience of a blow job.

The skating that one must do to be considered a skater.

The feeling that accompanies a jam-packed queue of recorded shows on ones DVR in which a compulsion exists to watch all the programming and clear the list.