1. A type of programming, that allows users to program in modular pieces.

2. A type of sexual fetish, where the afflicted insists on using foriegn items found around the house in order to heighten sexual pleasure.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.