an obituary for a really nasty person written truthfully about that person.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

The notice of a death of a total and complete bitch. This person will be in the newspaper because shes not big enough for the actual news, even though she thought she was. She'll have her own column in the paper that is way off to the side where no one will ever see it, because she was a bitch to the newspaper people too.

Unfavourable obituary. Hatchet job on someone who has recently expired.

An obitchuary is a term used to describe a place where the local residents will most likely harm the prostitutes working under a pimp(s), hurting business.

1. To the poorer, more ghetto pimps, the word is to threaten or scare the prostitutes working under them. A common phrase found in the ghetto is "sendin' a bitch to the obitchuary".

2. To the more wealthy, high-class pimps, the term is mostly used as a geological term used to describe and figure out where the safest and most profitable areas are in town, and where the most dangerous & unprofitable places as well.

Both meanings carry a negative connotation

Notification of the death of a bitch that nobody cares about

The common newspaper column that women utilize to write in and complain about the oblivious/incompetent/chauvinistic men in their lives. (Seldom read by the men, incidentally --- ignorance is bliss, and they don’t want to be overly depressed.)