creeping on everyone on fb and in life.
pokes girls, and comments on random statuses. banned from UMCP for trespassing, and lying about attendance. seems to believe he went to towson, mcdaniel, and now currently is playing football for maryland
pokes girls, and comments on random statuses. banned from UMCP for trespassing, and lying about attendance. seems to believe he went to towson, mcdaniel, and now currently is playing football for maryland
Son, i was being an Obi today. i poked 50 girls on fb and i didnt evn knoe em
Yeah, i Obi'd at some college today. it looked nice, so i told everyone i went there
Yeah, i Obi'd at some college today. it looked nice, so i told everyone i went there
by rockafellabitchhh November 13, 2010
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An ancient nigerian word for sex-king or sex-god.Obi's are usually very well endowed and always perform well in bed.However,they tend to move on quickly to the next fine girl that they see.
by aya21 February 26, 2008
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by Unknow.hidden565 January 18, 2020
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a person that steals your weed and is a piece of trash that does not contribute to anything. someone that starts shit with people just to do so and this leads to an epic ass beating. someone who can handle their alcohol and tries to slam everyone around him so he feels better about his shitty life.
Guy 1: *sitting in car with another buddy*
Guy 2: *approaches car* "hey fucktards"
Guy 1: tells him to move his arm and doesnt so just rolls window up on his arm... he was warned that window was going up after all...
Guy 2: "ill fuck you up. ill break this fuckin window and then imma fuck you up"
Friend: "O shit this guy is being a complete Obie right now"
Guy 2: continues to make an ass of himself by swinging at Guy 1 and falls over
2 hours later Guy 2 tries to fight another person
Guy 2: *approaches car* "hey fucktards"
Guy 1: tells him to move his arm and doesnt so just rolls window up on his arm... he was warned that window was going up after all...
Guy 2: "ill fuck you up. ill break this fuckin window and then imma fuck you up"
Friend: "O shit this guy is being a complete Obie right now"
Guy 2: continues to make an ass of himself by swinging at Guy 1 and falls over
2 hours later Guy 2 tries to fight another person
by awhitecollegeguy June 10, 2013
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Obi has the biggest booty you will ever find. he has a slim waist but his hips kinda wide, thicc thighs.
he has an hourglass figure with the largest cheeks in the world. you’ll never find someone thiccer than him
he has an hourglass figure with the largest cheeks in the world. you’ll never find someone thiccer than him
by second thiccest person :) December 04, 2019
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The act of jerking off so much that a calus develops on your penis. When taking this to the doctor the doctor will refer to the calus as an obi.
by ass plunder April 17, 2003
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