The #1 killer of Americans.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A just punishment for over eating.

Excess flesh/fat upon the body, caused by overeating of fat foods (ie., cheesy poofs). Common amongst truck drivers, and people with nothing better to do than read this site all day.

The best way to prevent rape.