Blowing your load in your partners asshole
I got so sick of using condoms that last time i was fucking becky i pulled out ripped off the condom and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.
by 5.0so August 03, 2015
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The act of giving a girl a creampie, promptly pulling out and throwing a handful of oatmeal on it.
I went to eat some oatmeal this morning, but then remembered that I used the rest of it last night when I did the Oatmeal Cream Pie to that girl from the party.
by tatersalad303 September 26, 2010
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When a man is being deepthroated by his drunk partner and the partner throws up on his dick, and then he cums on his partner's face.
I Oatmeal Cream Pied Little Debbie after that party last weekend, she needs to learn how to take a dick better.

Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.
by KDJDJLBHCSMSMG March 28, 2010
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when a guy jizzes/cums in the girls vagina so much that there are left overs and it seeps out of the vagina.
i was fucking her good then i let out a huge load and came out of her vagina. It was the best oatmeal cream pie ever!
by Little Debbie69696969696969 October 21, 2008
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When a man titie fucks a girl, then cums and shits in between her tits, causing an oatmeal cream pie.
I gave my wife an oatmeal cream pie last night and she loved it!Giggedy giggedy
by Zach Asshole May 09, 2008
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When banging an ugly chick, suddenly pulling out, skeeting on her face, and then vomiting on top. She's just that ugly and you're revolted at what you've just done.
After Marcus banged Olga, he probably pulled an oatmeal cream pie. I know i sure would have.

After I sobered up, I realized my mistake and quickly pulled an oatmeal cream pie...and ate it for breakfast.
by fuckedatfuge March 17, 2009
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The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.
Dude, I gave that bitch an oatmeal cream pie surprise!

by Adam Bucknasty April 10, 2008
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