Large idiotic buffoon. Many of them work within banks where they hold down and violently molest their employees
by Little Oaf October 07, 2016
by Schmark March 17, 2004
A large cumbersome idiot with a limited vocabulary. Their bodies are normally out of proportion with the rest of them. Sausage fingers and a microscopic penis are a tell-tell sign of an Oaf. They're normally found near a blocked toilet, having just parked their breakfast there. An Oaf has a favoured past time of using his sausage fingers to check ones prostate.
OAF, n. Fat Idiot. A tall, fat arse troll that can't be taken outside into public during busy periods. 'Paul, I see you have the Oaf checking your prostate again? "Yeah, but it's nearly dinner time soon, so he has nearly finish".
by Short arse harris October 03, 2018
(n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
Short for 'Open Ass Fart', To OAF is when you hold your butt cheeks open and fart. With your butt cheeks spread your butthole opens and makes a quiet wind noise but the deadly smell will consume the room.
'Omg look it's Jenny and her friends, they're always so mean to me'
'Why don't you go over and OAF at them? That'll teach them'
'You know what, why not!'
'Why don't you go over and OAF at them? That'll teach them'
'You know what, why not!'
by Davisym September 18, 2017