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A girl who automatically relates everything to sex. Compusively turns thoughts, actions, and conversations towards sex. Unlike the nymphomaniac, she doesn't have to have sex all of the time, but usually is thinking about it.
She doesn't always initiate sex, but never says no. Spends large amounts of time imagining and planning her next sexual encounter. Will have sex anytime, anywhere and loves to climax. Prefers to be monogamous, concentrating on new ways to freak her man.
If you want that nymphomatic to understand you, make sure you use dirty, nasty, dirty talk.

The nympomatic was very disappointed when she ordered a tossed salad at the restaurant and it didn't cum with two fingers up her ass and an orgasm.

by Stacy4092 July 03, 2007
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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