by Sade' January 10, 2008
teacher: Whats 2 plus 2?
Student 1: 300!
Student 2: No its actually 4.
Student 1: Nice call Bill Nye
Student 1: 300!
Student 2: No its actually 4.
Student 1: Nice call Bill Nye
by Tom Ludlow March 28, 2010
Bill Nye, also known as Bull Nye or simply, The Science Guy, is a well known "scientific" figure in today's society. He is quoted as a genius and expert in everything from agriculture to orbital mechanics, while holding no phd and barely even a masters. He often speaks in incoherent sentences. He thinks he is smarter than everybody, especially Christians. Bill Nye hates those guys, and basically anybody affiliated with any religion. Nye says that religion is holding society back, and that the best way to disprove religion is to talk to a religious person for five minutes. Bill Nye is also accredited with causing over 9000 cases of epilepsy in young children. The funniest thing about this guy is his degree, or maybe his face.
Person 1: Bill Nye is the smartest scientist to ever live and I will do whatever he says without question!
Me: *face palm*
Me: *face palm*
by Advocate for actual science July 21, 2015
ooh look at me i'm james nye!
by your mother January 16, 2004
by your loving mom November 24, 2018
Former Assistant Secretary of Defense and Dean of Harvard University's John F. Kennedy School of Government. He is author of Soft Power: The Means to Success in World Politics
Also, future father of your children
See: badass
Also, future father of your children
See: badass
"Soft power key to check terrorism" - Nye 04
"Dude, did you read the stuff Nye published last week?"
"Yeah, that guy's a straight-up baller"
"Joseph Nye hardens my soft power"
"Dude, did you read the stuff Nye published last week?"
"Yeah, that guy's a straight-up baller"
"Joseph Nye hardens my soft power"
by RU4Serious? July 18, 2008
A scientist who makes shows for kids to watch.. with kids in them. I think wee all know who Bill Nye is but do we know the TRUTH?! In ONE episode Bill was talking about skin cells with a little boy. He was also showing how cameras work, ofcourse.. pointing it at a little girl while WE ALL WATCH JUST STANDING BY LETTING THIS HAPPEN..lmfaoo BILL NYE IS A CHILD PREDATOR.
the theme song.. sung by CHILDREN." BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!" oooh they love bill dont they.
Bill Nye to a little boy " Hey look at MY skin cells then look at YOUR skin cells."
Bill Nye to a little boy " Hey look at MY skin cells then look at YOUR skin cells."
by KokopellaLMFAOO April 10, 2009