Means no worries, used to quickly reply in text and instant message

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Not work safe. Used to describe a link, picture, post, message, whatever on a message board or newsgroup thing that is inappropriate for people browing the internet at their workplace. The kind thing they could be fired for having on their screen/comp.

no weird shit. used when your doing something and don’t want people to think your on some
weird shit.

National Weather Service; a team of highly trained meteorologists that work together to save lives and provide early weather warnings through your NWR. The NWS has multiple forecast offices across the country, and even more transmitters.

No wipe situation.

-The process of taking a crap without the need to use toilet paper to wipe.
-It is generally quick, fast, and easy, while surprisingly satisfying.