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A large piece of shit that has pieces of nuts that cut your ass so that it bleeds into your toilet when you are pushing it out.
The nutty bloody hurt so bad coming out that I cried... but then I laughed the night away!
by Uncle J J May 23, 2005
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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