The mutterings of a nutter or crank

See also: nutter
"...he walked off whilst nuttering
some not very nice words to me"

"So I finished the on the phone and walked back to the Hostel, sort of just nuttering to myself, "y'know, I could've sworn I was just groped by an aborigine"."
by Nupe July 24, 2004
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(nu-tter) n.

1. a crazy person
2. someone who is psychotic

Used in the U.K to describe f#@ked up people
Did you see that guy? What a nutter.
by KAC March 20, 2005
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Used in British English to refer to someone who is insane.

Also probably the most common mistake made by outsiders when trying to reproduce a British accent. For the record, it's either "he's a nutter" or "he's nuts". Saying "he's nutters" is a good way to make British people dislike you.
Good: "What are you, some kind of nutter?"
Bad: "Are you completely nutters?"
by radishey May 07, 2009
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Retro 70's men's short shorts that invariably expose a testicle or two at the most inopportune time. Made popular back in the 70's and 80's by Tom Selleck's character Magnum, PI
Baloo now has a matching pair of nutters to go with his other tight shirt.
by TastyMcJuicy March 28, 2009
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A mentally unwell person. One who is crazy/pyschotic. It's a brain condition which is inherited and makes one act in irrational and insane ways.
People think im a nutter. I must take after my father.
by Rehmyer October 17, 2007
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An absolute loose cunt who does the sickest and funniest shit and is always good to have around for a laugh. Everything a Nutter does is shaded with a tinge of crazy. Lacks awareness and is a lunatic, doesn't have it all quite there upstairs, but will act like a muppet, show off and be the nuttiest nutter.
Sammy: Did you see my Dragon Knight last night? Absolute nutter, mate. Sschliiiiike!

Farmsy: I don't talk to account buyers.

*Sammy is kicked from server*
by BringerofRain44 September 30, 2018
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s.o. who is obviously utterly bonkers.
...and then there was this nutter on the tube who smiled at me.
by bierbelly June 01, 2005
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