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A slow white flat footed football player who plays the position of quarterback. He usually wears a number between 6 and 8 and spends most of the game on his back or throwing up prayers that get picked off.

Yo....were u at the par-hills game the other day??? Their defense wasn't even that good and they still sacked that nutner about 20 times.
by rriles October 04, 2006
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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You know you're a redneck when version of saying "i'm going to ejaculate in her.
nut + in + her
(sounds great phonetically)
"Im gonna take Lucille back around the barn and nut'ner."
by vallada November 16, 2009
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