when a black mans balls are the size of an egg, he has thug nuts

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.

The funniest nigga on his shit !

Someone whose passive aggressive who wont say shit to your face but will type shit on social

when a guy got a tinny nigga nuts

A peanut inside of a box of tissues