When a guy puts his cock in a woman's ass so hard she grabs his balls and cracks them.
Yesterday when i was trying to bang my chick she gave me a jefferson nutcracker.
by Nigs Brownfield September 17, 2008
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A sex act where you cum on the other guy's nuts, and then stomp on them.
Jack had to call in from work because his boyfriend gave him a glazed nutcracker last night.
by Thecrazednutcracker January 03, 2019
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Placing your scrotum into someones mouth, them proceeding to punch the top of their head as hard as you can in a downwards motion.
Paul: I bet you don't have the balls to do it.
Even if you do, you'll never have the balls to do it again.

Silas: Oh yeah!? Well I'll be getting a Nutcracker TONIGHT!
by Butt Hed March 19, 2009
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-can be either the Herpes flakes or Crabs that are found falling from a whorish woman's vagina
-Dude, my balls itch..
-Your girlfriend sprinkle on some Nutcracker Spices last night?
by Krumplestiltskin February 20, 2011
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When you take a piano wire and tie it around the base of your nutsack and have a friend yank on the wire from behind, effectively making you fall forward and smack your head on a yellow fire hydrant.

No, other color fire hydrants are not allowed.
"So me and the boys were getting a bit experimental last night. But we should have known better- Every Norwegian Nutcracker ends with a trip to the hospital..."
by OzzyDoesThings January 12, 2021
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someone who is sexually attracted to nutcrackers, or really any Christmas figure.
"Kate? Yea I heard she was nutcrack sexual"
by katecnnor January 11, 2021
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