May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A fucking hardcore nutter. Someone you really don't want to mess with. Would probably break a bottle over your noodle, then ask questions later.
by richard piper July 01, 2004
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Del: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are my liaison between Wayne's backstage team and Garth's front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so. Places a capsule in his mouth Any questions?
Garth: Yes, I have a question. When did you turn into a nut-bar?
Garth: Yes, I have a question. When did you turn into a nut-bar?
by Shomaster February 24, 2006
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When someone is acting really out of character, does something you don't agree with or is in serious danger of looking like a prat, you call them a nutbar.
person:what do you think if I went to the gig in this?
other person:I'd think you were a nutbar it'd get trashed in seconds...
person:I need to be there by 3.30
other person: you nutbar you're going to be late anyway!
other person:I'd think you were a nutbar it'd get trashed in seconds...
person:I need to be there by 3.30
other person: you nutbar you're going to be late anyway!
by SkrewyRebirth March 21, 2006