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When it is so cold that your nuts recede into your ass.
I knew it was nutasscold when I couldn't find my testicles.

I knew it was nutasscold when my tongue froze to the telephone pole.
by T & J December 09, 2006
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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