When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.
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by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018
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When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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by +3h l33t |<r|_|3 May 21, 2003
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by Connor November 04, 2003
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My friend was putting the icing on the cinnamin buns and he made them all look like nut muffins!
Sometimes at lunch when I get a sweet-tooth and im hungry all I crave is a nut muffin
Sometimes at lunch when I get a sweet-tooth and im hungry all I crave is a nut muffin
by chaz ford April 18, 2007
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