What somebody is when they just sit around and play video games all day and all night long. They could have a girl rubbing up on them and horny, and he still doesn't care and know what to do. They are usually fat and have a greasy beard and long fucked up oily hair!
Ryan is such a nut pouch he will be a virgin for life.
by Masterofdisguise37 December 08, 2015
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A sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.
Me: Ryan W is such a nut pouch he sits with his dick in his hand all day long.....except it's a tiny little penis, no bigger than a girls nipple.

My boy: Boy Ryan really is a dickless nut pouch!
by Masterofdisguise37 November 30, 2015
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A girl that a man only uses to have intercourse with and ejaculate in.
Sally? I stayed with her last weekend. She’s just a nut pouch.
by Mrtreebeard October 27, 2017
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