Customer: can I get some nut milk in that latte?
Male barista: I'm sorry ma'am. It's been a long day and I'm bone dry.
Male barista: I'm sorry ma'am. It's been a long day and I'm bone dry.
by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019
by KRDunn00 September 03, 2018
by Big daddy paddy January 09, 2021
Dad named Bill: Honey, after the gun show, you want some of my Seth nut milk?
Mom named Beth: o Yes!
Mom named Beth: o Yes!
by TheMilkMaster126 November 05, 2018
by TheMilkMaster126 November 05, 2018
New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.
It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.
This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.
This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”
“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”
(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”
(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
by xXDickloverXx January 31, 2018