dude wen i got done masturbating last nite there was nut milk all over the place

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Customer: can I get some nut milk in that latte?
Male barista: I'm sorry ma'am. It's been a long day and I'm bone dry.

Guy 1: Do you drink the nut milk?
Guy 2: No, it's too sweet

That girl drank all of my nut milk.