A cat kneading you with its paws and purring, usually while drooling

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Naturally Utterly Sweet and Humble

to touch a cat's nose, or just a cat's nose.

Romanian internet speak for "I don't know". Equivalent of dunno.

To flirt outrageously on national television and wonder why people dump you.

To put your nose in a male's or female's rectum and continue intercourse with your nose.